Monty by Jim Meddick for August 16, 2014
Transcript:
Well, Jarvis, I give up. It appears I don't have the wherewithal for fantasy games... Not true, sir! No, no... But I'm afraid it is... My mind is too soundly grounded in the real world... The ordinary everyday world... This mundane world of heliports, spring fed Jacuzzi grottoes, equestrian compounds... This... Alas... This is the only world I know!... How tragically limiting, sir!...
Barker62 over 9 years ago
Too true while the rest of us plebeians have to work for a living. I do believe Jarvis is slightly sarcastic in the last panel wouldn’t you say?
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
You can’t see it, but I have the world’s tiniest violin playing a sad little tune for poor Sedgie.
R2-Wolf over 9 years ago
Even with all of those things, he’s still an ugly, short, fat, nasty little creep, with no social graces, and little hope of ever finding true friends or love.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Pity, Young Master is completely oblivious to Jarvis’s withering irony. Poor little rich boy! Destined to live alone with his money, bitter, miserly, unloved, and supported only by the Jarvises whose service he can buy….
Bobongo over 9 years ago
Double entendre on the rocks, extra dry
Vince M over 9 years ago
‘Cracked’ the website has an article that convincingly explains how those things you think will make you happy won’t – see under ‘wealth’: http://www.cracked.com/article_17061_reminder-5-things-you-think-will-make-you-happy-but-wont.html
yangeldf over 9 years ago
how I wish for a storyline where his dad goes bankrupt or gets arrested for tax fraud or something like that
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Like the expression in the middle panel. The kid really looks sad at being unable to fantasize.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
His mind is “grounded in the real world”? More likely the ground of the real world; i.e., someone scraped up some dung from the soil and loaded it between his ears…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
As rich and privileged as he is, it is tragic that he has no imagination.