Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 14, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Yeah, I’ve wondered about that grammatical distinction…

    Like, the packages that say “Dog Treats” are right next to the ones that say “Liver Treats.” And are “Salmon Treats” for your pet salmon?.

    Meanwhile… Trout, how do you know worms aren’t as well-heeled as anybody?

    Oh. No feet.No feet no heels.

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    James Hopkins  almost 10 years ago

    Just like the catchphrase for the SNL cereal “Colon Blow”… “Sounds Delicious!”

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    Krazgamer  almost 10 years ago

    My dachsund would love worm jerky.

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    Dani Rice  almost 10 years ago

    We raise meal worms to feed the birds. They like carrots. A few got out of the bin about a week ago and managed to hide in the potato bag. There is nothing on God’s green earth that smells worse than a rotten potato. I’d rather deal with a skunk.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 10 years ago

    Three words Girl Scout Cookies, not made FOR Girl Scouts …

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Agnes might have better luck with grasshopper jerkey, so long as she doesn’t tell the customers what’s in it.

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    kershawfamily  almost 10 years ago

    Might be more profitable to make them for the worms.

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