Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 08, 2014

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    naturally_easy  almost 10 years ago

    Seems a terrible waste.

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    blunebottle  almost 10 years ago

    So, what’s he gonna do to get it out- shake the keg?

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  almost 10 years ago

    Hope they cleaned it before use.

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    captainofgondor  almost 10 years ago

    maybe they absorb it.

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    sbchamp  almost 10 years ago

    “Beer is generally taken INternally, John,”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 10 years ago

    Cloudy with a chance of beer showers

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    gaslightguy  almost 10 years ago

    Somewhere some college students are furiously working on this concept right now.

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    dflak  almost 10 years ago

    I once worked with an industrial engineer who worked with a cookie manufacturer. The cookies were on a conveyor system. The conveyor ran through the oven. The cookies baked in the time it took to get from one end of the oven to the other. Then they went up a ramp to a serpentine series of conveyors that ran along the ceiling to cool.

    At the end of the process was the bagger. This was the part of the system that sometimes broke. They could not stop the line otherwise cookies in the oven would burn. So cookies backed up. If they backed up too far, they would overflow the conveyor and it would start raining cookies: every 6-year-old’s fantasy dream.

    I guess for adults, raining beer is probably equally enjoyable.

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