Once, there was a fly that loved humans. She would spend hours every day just flitting from one person to the next, engrossed in the sights, smells and simple activities of each one. After a while, she could identify individual races, Asian, African, Caucasian, etc. Usually, she didn’t do anything special before setting out on her excursion, but there was an exception. She would put on makeup before visiting the Caucasians. She was a pretty fly for a white guy.
Except that flies only lay eggs on dead meat. Found that out once when a cop told me they estimated how long a person had been dead by how long it took for the flyblow to show up in the hole he’d blown in the side of his head. And this was long before Grissom was plying his entomology on CSI.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 10 years ago
Hey Brian, I just saw you in Dear Mr. WattersonIt was a treat
Ida No about 10 years ago
Once, there was a fly that loved humans. She would spend hours every day just flitting from one person to the next, engrossed in the sights, smells and simple activities of each one. After a while, she could identify individual races, Asian, African, Caucasian, etc. Usually, she didn’t do anything special before setting out on her excursion, but there was an exception. She would put on makeup before visiting the Caucasians. She was a pretty fly for a white guy.
JK1 about 10 years ago
Eeyeeew….gross. Poor Sophie!
tcar-1 about 10 years ago
Sophie should “Bee” thankful it was only a fly
Paul Rider Premium Member about 10 years ago
Sneeze Sophie! Sneeze now!
K M about 10 years ago
Except that flies only lay eggs on dead meat. Found that out once when a cop told me they estimated how long a person had been dead by how long it took for the flyblow to show up in the hole he’d blown in the side of his head. And this was long before Grissom was plying his entomology on CSI.
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
My dog would go after bees and hornets. If she caught, she ate. Don’t know how she never got stung.