The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 01, 2014

She’s no softie.

The egg-head wants everyone to get eggcellent marks on the quiz.

As they scrambled to prepare, many stayed up too late, and took the test feeling fried.

Best student in the class Lester White was startled to see “Quiche” on his recipe …. er… report….he’d studied so hard he was confident he couldn’t be beat.

Quiches are good…

If they’d been scrambled there would be no chance in their quest to become little devils.

You can’t see it in the picture, but one little deviled was on a roll, and poached the answers from the teacher’s copy.The result? He came out of the quiz sunny side-up!

They were all aspiring to be hard boiled. Its a solid career!

They may be steamed about the results, but Ms. Hardboiled doesn’t care. She’s tough. Used to be a spy, until she was blown. .A little class gossip. See the nerdy kid in the back. He thinks he’s got a hot date for the prom. Little does he suspect that she’s really one of those Leggs pantyhose containers.

Not a souffle in the bunch? Sad. Fire the egghead teaching this class.

I’m wondering about the career prospects for Sal Monella (4th row)…

What does this even mean? Is it because “quiche” is just awful and terrible? Why is the one egg dropped yet the “entire class”, as you say, is disappointed?

Which came first?

Little Johnny Egg wondered if they’d discover that he was all rotten inside.

You know, the nursery rhyme never said that Humpty was an egg.

The just need to see the sunny side of things.