The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 17, 2014

I wonder what his mother washes his mouth out with for those dirty jokes?

Well… he’s the sort of soap you find in bars.It’s not that his material is dirty … he cleans it up for this kind of crowd….

But he’s still a bar comedian…. I’ve seen him near a towel bar, too …. and after some suds, he thinks he can slip in a few unexpected cracks.

Hey, look, it’s a soap on a rope!That’s a mike. He’s a comedian.Oh. Well how can a soap do stand-up?He’s wearing slippers.Green fuzzy slippers?He can’t see too well. He’s got soap in his eye.

Reminds me of the joke about the nuns in the bath.

Thanks gopher!Where ya been jreckard?And mornin’ Dog…even if you didn’t mean me….

Hey… I was thinking that guy looked familiar….I think he’s had a close shave or two with “Legs” O’Carrol.

Lost his rope at an early age.

His act became sticky ever since he discovered he was more lotion than soap.

He’s wondering if this joke gonna float.

0.56% impure - must be Ivory disguised as Dove

Are we sure that soap bar didn’t do time in prison? That might explain where his humor is coming from…

I thought he was talking about Seattle.

He does his best work at the orifice…

Just turn the other cheek.

What, a toiletry with a potty mouth?

Well if that doesn’t take the cake!