New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 28, 2014

He wants to be a kept man.

Interesting way to sidestep the old Ginger / Mary Ann debate.

He prefers to minister to the requirements of a mature appetite.

The mental image is hurting my brain.

GPS would have helped . . .

Apparently Mary Ann can cook. She was on a celebrity chef competition on the Food Channel. But she’s been arrested for marijuana possession, so we know she’s a pot user.

Those thighs drove me crazyYou and me both!

The “Ginger / Mary-Ann” debate was renewed in the ’80s. It was called the “Jeniffer / Bailey” debate.

Bailey. Definetely Bailey.A thousand times Bailey! She was much cuter.

Have yet to meet a woman who needed to think twice about the Professor vs any of the other guys.

Thurston Howell III does not approve.

For me, it would be “The Second Ginger Grant” (i.e. Mary Ann in her “Ginger” state). Watch the episode for more details. And Gilligan in his “Mary Ann” state in the same episode is my favorite scene in the whole series.