B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 19, 2014

“Left it up? I never even picked it up. That’s why it was wet.”

At least it doesn’t say $2.99 / pound.

If you aim at the waterline on one side the fluid will splash “forward” onto the inside of the bowl. I’ve studied this when the sunshine angle was just right and you could see all residual liquids and where they go

If it’s down, put it upIf it’s up, put it downNot like you’re tryin’ to solve an equationAnn Landers approves

My only issue with the toilet seat is actually with it’s cover. We had a kitten who would jump into the toilet and splash around, regardless of whether the toilet had been flushed or not. I assume he won’t do it now that he’s three years old, but nobody wants to take any chances (especially me, as I was the one who had to bathe the fluffy creature after the fact). I was definitely ready to strangle anyone who left the cover up, including myself if I forgot to put it down.So, basically, in our house, everyone had to lift something and put it back down. Whether it’s the cover or cover and seat, makes no difference.

Trouble in paradise ?… No more " Mak’in Bacon. "

Is it just me or are pig sties and toilets an anachronism in B.C.? lol

OK. Our giant Spidie learned how to weave. Now she should learn how to operate the toilet seat.

Agreed. She could have just unfriended Wilbur.

If it’s down and you need it up, move it. If it’s up and you need it down, move it. Doesn’t sound like we need to call Dr. Von Braun to figure this one out.

You mean I’m supposed to aim at the hole????

It’s my toilet — and surrounding floor, wals and ceiling - I’ll -misuse use it and them as I seefit.

(I am reminded of some graffitti: ANYBODY CAN URINATE ON THE FLOORBE A HERO AND DEFECATE ON THE CEILINGor words to that effect.I was scared to look up but ’twas cleanno heroes there.)

Weird. I don’t think that I’ve ever seen a building, even a wooden one, in a previous B.C. cartoon.