Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 05, 2014

No, just a new HMO.

Does the Fink really mean “Deserted Medieval Village”, which was famously thriving before assessing modern bureaucracy techniques ???

That’s good. Don’t want to hang the wrong guy.

Insurance? I guess those trapdoors are pretty unsafe, everyone who falls through gets hurt!

Hey, if they want to reject my application to be executed because I don’t have all the paperwork, I’ll live with it.

no hangings today

ROFLMAO! I work for the Govt. Sounds like something some bozo in central office would come up with.

Maybe they;ll have to behead prisoners to get a blood sample.

Talk about your stay of execution.

Anyone else remember the Farside:Cows going up the chute to the slaughter-house-one says to another “Quit cutting in Line!”

Yep, I can vote in this country, but can’t renew my driver’s license without 6 forms of I. D.Of course here I’d gladly fail to qualify.

Is there a DMV that requires a blood sample? Why?

Only 3 hangings ,hardly worth going to town fore.