Our local department stores now have their people asking if you want a sniff and then spray it on a card. Much better than being hit with a cloud of something. .
Of course. No interpersonal skills to speak of? Wish all those stupid, inferior normals would just leave you alone? Just use your author-given God Mode Sue abilities to avoid having to personally confront somebody about the way they do their job.
What’s that? Don’t have God Mode Sue abilities? Sucks to be you, then.
Actually looks like an improvement.I had to stop my wife from socking a woman in the mall one time. It was crowded, which had Honey-Do on edge anyway. The woman just pounced out of the crowd as we passed. My wife had her arm draw all the way back when I grabbed her.
Legally, I don’t think they could spray you without permission anymore, anywhere in this country, anyway. Too many people with allergies to fragrances, so it’s a health endangerment issue. That store clerk would get her socks sued off, and so would the store that was stupid enough to hire her.
I still have my favorite (Shalimar) in various forms but I like the natural smells of a clean body (and he’s like me)- maybe I’ll use sometimes for a game.
My bird loved the smelly magazine ads (the first thing she’d choose to tear up).
I don’t like the whole concept of “silent assent” with a stranger; Dana could think she had given assent to be assaulted with that fragrance (and most modern ones are very aggressive).
There’s an old legend that an LP in the 70’s came with a scratch and sniff sicker that made a woman in the record store pass out. It was the debut album by The Raspberries, so you can guess the fragrance.
I sang in a choir for many years, and we had an ongoing conflict. A couple had joined, and the wife was allergic to perfumes. Another lady in her section practically pickled herself in it. She’d been soaking it up for so many years that if she’d been run through a car wash and put in frozen storage, she’d still reek of it. So the allergic women had to stop coming except when she knew ahead of time that perfume lady wouldn’t be there.
Made me go back and read. I never saw the word Assent. My brain went for the Assault. .I like some perfumes & scents…just not when they’re over done..And in the summer when many street front stores keep their doors open…I cross the street to avoid “Lush”. Those are not all natural scents!
Rod Gonzalez over 10 years ago
Somebody’s a Tiny Toons fan!
Nice!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 10 years ago
I would have a whopping headache if I just walked by someone wearing perfume
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Our local department stores now have their people asking if you want a sniff and then spray it on a card. Much better than being hit with a cloud of something. .
SackofRabidWeasels over 10 years ago
Of course. No interpersonal skills to speak of? Wish all those stupid, inferior normals would just leave you alone? Just use your author-given God Mode Sue abilities to avoid having to personally confront somebody about the way they do their job.
What’s that? Don’t have God Mode Sue abilities? Sucks to be you, then.
Shawn Black Premium Member over 10 years ago
what no bacon or porterhouse scents?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 10 years ago
Actually looks like an improvement.I had to stop my wife from socking a woman in the mall one time. It was crowded, which had Honey-Do on edge anyway. The woman just pounced out of the crowd as we passed. My wife had her arm draw all the way back when I grabbed her.
rshive over 10 years ago
I think Dana exercised lots of self control. She could have turned the lady into a rock.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Sure it’s not SBD?
skiffywriter over 10 years ago
Legally, I don’t think they could spray you without permission anymore, anywhere in this country, anyway. Too many people with allergies to fragrances, so it’s a health endangerment issue. That store clerk would get her socks sued off, and so would the store that was stupid enough to hire her.
daphne343 over 10 years ago
Definite improvement, Fifi LeFume looks adorable (and probably smells a bit better, too.) Love seeing where Dana’s powers will strike next.
spazmaticcelery over 10 years ago
You gotta wonder how long those counter girls have shower to get rid of the conflicting smells when their shift is done.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s Fifi the Skunk! For once you did good Dana.
johnzakour Premium Member over 10 years ago
And i would like to point out Dana is trying to refrain from abusing her powers…
vldazzle over 10 years ago
I still have my favorite (Shalimar) in various forms but I like the natural smells of a clean body (and he’s like me)- maybe I’ll use sometimes for a game.
My bird loved the smelly magazine ads (the first thing she’d choose to tear up).
vldazzle over 10 years ago
I don’t like the whole concept of “silent assent” with a stranger; Dana could think she had given assent to be assaulted with that fragrance (and most modern ones are very aggressive).
chromosome Premium Member over 10 years ago
I don’t have a dog, but I wonder what one would do with one of those newspaper inserts that are full of perfume.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 10 years ago
There’s an old legend that an LP in the 70’s came with a scratch and sniff sicker that made a woman in the record store pass out. It was the debut album by The Raspberries, so you can guess the fragrance.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 10 years ago
I sang in a choir for many years, and we had an ongoing conflict. A couple had joined, and the wife was allergic to perfumes. Another lady in her section practically pickled herself in it. She’d been soaking it up for so many years that if she’d been run through a car wash and put in frozen storage, she’d still reek of it. So the allergic women had to stop coming except when she knew ahead of time that perfume lady wouldn’t be there.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Made me go back and read. I never saw the word Assent. My brain went for the Assault. .I like some perfumes & scents…just not when they’re over done..And in the summer when many street front stores keep their doors open…I cross the street to avoid “Lush”. Those are not all natural scents!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
That wasn’t payback. That was self-defense.