My sister is an unhappy woman due to a curse our mom put on her when she was 7 years old. As she was swinging a stick around, mom said, “You won’t be happy until you poke someone’s eye out with that thing.”
Well, that was back in the 1950’s. The stick is now long gone and my sister never did manage to poke someone’s eye out with it.
Gotta love mom-logic.She: Close the door, it’s cold outside.Me: I closed the door. Is it now warm outside?
man make s comics for 10 years than quits drawing them then people rereads them for 20 years wtf is going on …….he dont care about the people becase if he did he would make cartoons instead he sells books to get money
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
What an innovative young lad!
favm about 10 years ago
Be really innovative Calvin, make the subtitles in French. (Then you can say you didn’t understand.)
watmiwori about 10 years ago
Even with subtitles, you have to read between the lines.
BlazerAth about 10 years ago
If this strip was currently made, Calvin would have written a virtual mom APP available on iTunes.
rshive about 10 years ago
Sounds like Calvin did lots of product design. Wonder how it’ll work in practice.
westny77 about 10 years ago
Calvin dude you will go far you are so clever.
rentier about 10 years ago
Exposeing!
mistercatworks about 10 years ago
Worse is when Mom tells you what your subtext is…especially because she was usually wrong.
Puddleglum2 about 10 years ago
“I don’t need translation!”…translation, please!
Puddleglum2 about 10 years ago
Calvin is just poking fun at Mom.
ant about 10 years ago
“Go to bread?” —Bart Simpson
Aaron Saltzer about 10 years ago
Very creative.
dflak about 10 years ago
My sister is an unhappy woman due to a curse our mom put on her when she was 7 years old. As she was swinging a stick around, mom said, “You won’t be happy until you poke someone’s eye out with that thing.”
Well, that was back in the 1950’s. The stick is now long gone and my sister never did manage to poke someone’s eye out with it.
Gotta love mom-logic.She: Close the door, it’s cold outside.Me: I closed the door. Is it now warm outside?
Just one more thing about 10 years ago
man make s comics for 10 years than quits drawing them then people rereads them for 20 years wtf is going on …….he dont care about the people becase if he did he would make cartoons instead he sells books to get money
bruntsfield about 10 years ago
Obviously Calvin believes in Dr Spock’s philosophy and his mother doesn’t.
Mitchtheone about 10 years ago
Calvin… You were born to be hung. Either that or a director. It amounts to the same thing….
harmonyv about 10 years ago
what happened to the desk?