Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 24, 2014

Does Andy even have plenty of pounds to pay for those cocktails for himself and the girl?

May be Flo got a bonus.

A lot more ages than the lass he is guiding in………

And to think Vicar, Andy started with a ceremonial wine and an occasional small glass of port……………

The Devils Den pub is one square over…………really one of Andy’s favorite places but he never takes his friends there… women are still afraid to go there…….. there is where the really serious drinkers go……… they serve the glasses cold.

You might do the vacuuming yourself after this>>>>>> I’ve got another suggestion, Affie. You might start vacuuming the cat. It would save a lot of time and money.Don’t laugh. I once had a cat named Skeezix, who’d follow you around meowing, when you were vacuuming, until you vacuumed him ! He loved to be vacuumed.

Heaven doesn’t want him and Hell’s afraid he’ll take over.

For those who missed my late posting, here’s my redo of yesterday’s strip, once again:

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Woke up to temps in the 20s and an inch of snow on the ground here in East Texas. I was going to go out and make a snowman, but I had another hot buttered rum and the madness receded.

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain“Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary” – Oscar Wilde

We haven’t seen all that much of Andy’s womanizing side recently, so it was a nice change today. (Old joke, of course, but a nice change.)@MikeyjNice redo of yesterday’s, gave me a big laugh! (A “Peanuts” I read the other day: Charlie Brown: “My grandpa knows by heart the words to more than a hundred hymns.” Linus: “Does he sing in the church choir?” “No, he can’t remember where the church is.”)

Yeah… And I bet you’ve been chucked out so many times too!

xxx

Gweedo – Your ad here – Murray said, about 16 hours agoI think we’re all at least a little fussy when it comes to how we look, unless of course if we are the drunken Capp. -Just don’t go driving in a car with the roof down in Paris. _________________________________________________I’ve been to Paris before. The disneyland part. That’s the only place I’ve ever travelled abroad to. I had never been on a plane before but I wasn’t scared. I got the seat near the window and just look down at all the fields we were flying over.-I know you don’t make such a big deal of this but…. Happy Birthday.-That’s all I’m going to say. Don’t worry…. LOL.

Your Birthday? Today?.Well, it’s late (here) but I hope it was a great one.

He put his hand atop her thigh,“Heaven’s above!” she cried.

As a friends wife once told me when word got around of similar issue at home. Thank god. One less chore at home.