Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 20, 2014

At ease, Gene. Doing it in the shower is almost as much fun, as well as being more sanitary.

sanitary? What do you determine to be unsanitary?

On my honeymoon, I voted for the hot tub, too. Instead I got a fireplace — in July.

WTF! the wedding was like 3 years ago and wasn’t there a child? do they keep the little girl locked in the attic? i know time is a fluid concept in comics but have we travelled back 3 years or is this an alternate universe where Gene and Mary Lou have MBA’s and are childless?

Like father like son! The acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree!I can’t think of anymore cliches!

We bought our house recently with fairly new hot tub, and new thermal windows. The hot tub is more fun when it gets cold, but it gets TOO cold here and we shut it down for the winter.Right now we appreciate the windows a lot more!Looking forward to spring to filling up the hot tub as well.

And here we see how much he male vote counts for (OK, and before any women say it – and why).

Hot tub? Making soup with other people’s buttocks.

Yep, nothing like adding additional fluids to the water to make for a more wholesome hot tub experience.

Peter Gerlach: One of the classic books on hot tubs is Cannibal Soup.

Start with practical, then move on into more interesting areas…….

…the CDC reply was LOL funny – too bad you didn’t get that…next time, maybe…

So are meats, poultry, eggs, seafood, beans and nuts, but I wouldn’t particularly care to share a hot tub with them. Especially the nuts.

I don’t know how many windows their old farmhouse has— but that must have been at least a $10K wedding present, if they were decent replacement windows! We spent over $15K on ours.