Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 17, 2014

Thats not going to work.

You’re going DOWN, buddy!

I didn’t know Frosty believed in those doomsday “prophets”.

Well…that might work…

Uh, you mean naturally occurring changes in the weather like, oh, it gets colder and then it gets warmer?! And there endeth the lesson.

Spring has to come sometime.

If life gives you lemons . . . .

Better’n no balls

And a “consensus of scientists” also concluded the Earth was flat and that the sun revolves around us. Damned Copernicus and Galileo!

Popular misconception that people thought the earth was flathttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_Flat_EarthNot so popular misconception that scientist don’t think the earth is warminghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_opinion_on_climate_change#Statements_by_dissenting_organizations

Trying to keep a-head.

I went to a clothing-optional seashore without adequate sun screen only once. A single episode of beach balls was enough to teach me my lesson.

when are we going to see Henry again????!!!!!!!!