Monty by Jim Meddick for February 16, 2014
February 15, 2014
February 17, 2014
Transcript:
For we can't help? No. No. EB and I have everything covered... You go out and put the game on... We'll be out in a minute... Ouch ouch ouch. Are you okay? Just getting a Band-Aid and some Neosporin antibiotic cream for a cut on my pinky finger... A word of advice: next time something like this comes up, it might be a good idea to mention you were slicing onions when the injury occurred.
hometownk Premium Member about 10 years ago
Groan. I take it he has some new deodorant.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Cry-baby! Probably using a dull knife….
vecihi about 10 years ago
I thought he was crying because his lucky apron was in the wash.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 10 years ago
A whole strip set up just for product placement??!
I hope the The Onion Marketing Board paid Mr Meddick in something other than onions!
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
sob…for monty…er like crying!
billyruffian about 10 years ago
Great, now I’ve got the “Stuck on Band-Aid” jingle running through my head.
GS Knight Premium Member about 10 years ago
I hope Jim got a few extra bucks for not just writing “bandage and antibiotic ointment.”
tattooedcyberidiot about 10 years ago
Haven’t you seen the most recent ad campaign from the OMB? My god I never realised onions could be so sexy and nutritious