Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 24, 2014

  1. Minime 100x100
    Linux0s  over 10 years ago

    Same with shredding toilet paper… scratching on sofa…

     •  Reply
  2. Snoopy
    Darryl Heine  over 10 years ago

    Urinating on rugs? Awful!

     •  Reply
  3. Irish  1
    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 10 years ago

    Enjoys soft purring and bumping noses

     •  Reply
  4. Cathyfacepalm
    lightenup Premium Member over 10 years ago

    How about walking on sleeping people in the middle of the night? It’s sorta like taking walks at midnight…

     •  Reply
  5. Missing large
    echoraven  over 10 years ago

    Cat uring: Satan’s chemical weapon.

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    dflak  over 10 years ago

    My cat has never urinated on the rug. She uses the litter box. In the bathroom outside my bedroom. At 3 AM. And it takes her 15 minutes to scratch up the litter to the way she likes it.

    It makes me want to get up and put her out. It reminds me of a joke I once saw. Man to wife, “Yes I put the cat out.” The cat is sort of spread eagle between the window and the screen.

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    I doubt there are 2 billion cats in the world. Maybe a lot of dead accounts.

     •  Reply
  8. Virus
    heatherjasper  over 10 years ago

    “Lies on whatever slave is looking at.” “Lies on slave.”

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Off the Mark