The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 26, 2013

and felony advertising

Don’t bond him out, he’ll just jump bail.

I take this story with a grain a’ salt.

Does a rechargeable battery put you in double jeopardy?

Plus, when I told you to stop, you just kept going and going and…

Who’s charging me?Name’s Al Kaline.

I just know I’m sick of the Energizer Bunny..He should have been replaced years ago.

…and breaking the noise ordinance.

The cop caught him while walking his beat.

He’s positive that this is a negative development.

Aggravated? Looks more irritated than aggravated. Plus, he has that polarity thing going on. On the one hand, he is SO negative. I don’t think that cell belongs in a cell, but if he does, best make it a Duracell….

Put him in a dry cell!

that cwazy wabbit is at it again

so that’s what happened to him, did he get 5 to when he runs out?

Shocking!

Hot Shots Part Deux

Naughty girl!Unless I’m misinterpreting the name.

In jail he will be converted. To AC instead of DC.

…and the puns too keep going and going and going and….

:-D