Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 29, 2013

Needs some mashed patatos with that , Winky.

That’s my boy! Ever optimistic…..

Yes…. Winky would be far “luckier” if he threw Dr. Mel in that boiling water, and let the greens and black-eyed peas live to a ripe old age.

X…. Spleens Я Us?

This is the part were Winky gets attacked by greens and black-eyed peas.

I’d mention hog jowl, but most readers would just scratch their heads.

Unfortunately, this is a really good example of the way real people in the real world actually think.

UMMMM, pizza! (In Homer Simpson voice)

“Why, I might even have lost a spleen!”“Winky, you lost 47 spleens last year!”“No, I didn’t. I’m clone #2013-23A, remember? I haven’t lost any… AAAAHHH, my spleen!”