So a representative of McDonald’s contacts an emissary of the Pope and says his company will donate $1 billion per year to the Catholic Church if it changes the line in the Lord’s Prayer from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us this day our daily burger.”
The emissary takes the message to the Pope, who then summons his cardinals. He tells them, "Gentlemen, I have good news and bad news.
“The good news is we’re going to make an additional $1 billion each year.
“The bad news is we’re going to have to terminate our contract with Wonder Bread.”
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
How much will the lawyers get?
waycyber over 10 years ago
Actually, it is not money itself, but the love of it that is the root of all evil. 99% know this, 1% prove it.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Money doesn’t bring you happiness, unless you have lots of it.
herdleader53 over 10 years ago
“If money can’t buy happiness I guess I’ll have to rent it.”
Captain Colorado over 10 years ago
“For THE LOVE of money is the root of all evil….” – I Timothy 6:10 (KJV)
R.U. Kidding over 10 years ago
So a representative of McDonald’s contacts an emissary of the Pope and says his company will donate $1 billion per year to the Catholic Church if it changes the line in the Lord’s Prayer from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us this day our daily burger.”
The emissary takes the message to the Pope, who then summons his cardinals. He tells them, "Gentlemen, I have good news and bad news.
“The good news is we’re going to make an additional $1 billion each year.
“The bad news is we’re going to have to terminate our contract with Wonder Bread.”
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
I don’t love money — we’re just good friends!
FlaviaR over 10 years ago
Yeah, it’s always easy to decry greed when you owe someone something & they come to collect.