Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 05, 2013

Ryan sure is a happy little guy!

That’s nothing – you should see Ishmael’s stocking(s)!

I thought that stocking belonged to the squid Ishy; maybe he gave it to Ryan.

Why does Ryan get a stocking for each limb when we only get one?!?!?

Is Ryan a visiting alien child off of that flying saucer that stopped by for some nuclear fuel a few days back? There’s Dad’s stocking, and Lio’s STOCKING, and now Ryan’s. What about the rest of the clan—Ishy, Frank, etc.?

If his DNA was damaged when he died, it would have been damaged when he was “resurrected”.

You’d think Dad would be used to this by now.

I love unworldly creatures having ordinary names, like Jimmy Sullivan.

Yikes!

That was what I was saying.