Don’t most of them have dried dates in them? Those are fruit. Don’t know what those little bright colored things are, though. I think they just represent the idea of fruit.
" We never eat fruitcake because it has rum,And one little bite turns a man to a bum.Can you imagine a sorrier sight,Than a man eating fruitcake until he gets tight ? "
not a fan of fruit cake but I have had a few pieces that actually tasted pretty good. I used to have a neighbor of that made them every year but she uses so much whiskey in them that I just can’t eat it, since I HATE whiskey.
I have never had a taste of the Collins Street Bakery, in Corsicana, Texas, fruitcakes but I hear that they are excellent. They ship also
Those scientists trying to create Cold Fusion were on the wrong track. All you need to do is stack up old Christmas fruitcakes until they reach critical mass…
The punctuation does make it seem like he’s calling her a fruitcake. To make it appear that he’s not calling her a fruitcake, it should have read more like this:
There’s this guy, goes to a fancy restaurant to eat. He is stopped at the door by the Maiter’D, says you can’t dine here you don’t have a tie. All our guests must wear a tie. He says he will be right back, goes out to his car to look for a tie. No tie, but there are a set of jumper cables.
He ties them around his neck in tie fashion, and goes back up to the Maiter’D, says this is the best I have, will this do?
He replies, I suppose those will work, but don’t you start anything.
Llewellenbruce over 10 years ago
Opal’s standing next to a fruitcake right now.
johnt204 over 10 years ago
I’ve never understood all the jokes about fruitcake being heavy, long-lasting, etc. I love it, and some of the best I ever had was in C-rations.
Ginrummy33 over 10 years ago
Don’t most of them have dried dates in them? Those are fruit. Don’t know what those little bright colored things are, though. I think they just represent the idea of fruit.
pcolli over 10 years ago
How about vegetable cake?
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
How about paper weight.. it’s certainly not fit for consumption.
Plods with ...™ over 10 years ago
AHA!!!
Linguist over 10 years ago
" We never eat fruitcake because it has rum,And one little bite turns a man to a bum.Can you imagine a sorrier sight,Than a man eating fruitcake until he gets tight ? "
Away With Rum – Kingston Trio
jeanie5448 over 10 years ago
not a fan of fruit cake but I have had a few pieces that actually tasted pretty good. I used to have a neighbor of that made them every year but she uses so much whiskey in them that I just can’t eat it, since I HATE whiskey.
I have never had a taste of the Collins Street Bakery, in Corsicana, Texas, fruitcakes but I hear that they are excellent. They ship also
Dampwaffle over 10 years ago
Those scientists trying to create Cold Fusion were on the wrong track. All you need to do is stack up old Christmas fruitcakes until they reach critical mass…
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
The perfect Christmas gift LOL
ncalifgirl58 over 10 years ago
Zuchinni cake is very good actually. As for fruitcake, you either hate it or love. Love it.
TheBigPickle over 10 years ago
In the first frame, it seems he’s calling her a fruitcake.
Number Three over 10 years ago
Woah Woah…. Edgy!
LOL xxx
BlazerAth over 10 years ago
The punctuation does make it seem like he’s calling her a fruitcake. To make it appear that he’s not calling her a fruitcake, it should have read more like this:
“What are you making? Fruitcake?”
Jeff0811 over 10 years ago
There’s this guy, goes to a fancy restaurant to eat. He is stopped at the door by the Maiter’D, says you can’t dine here you don’t have a tie. All our guests must wear a tie. He says he will be right back, goes out to his car to look for a tie. No tie, but there are a set of jumper cables.
He ties them around his neck in tie fashion, and goes back up to the Maiter’D, says this is the best I have, will this do?
He replies, I suppose those will work, but don’t you start anything.
alittlebirdie over 10 years ago
This reminded me of George Burns and Gracie Allen comedy routine. I loved their show.