Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 24, 2013

OK, sleep well, Roger. We all like it when you wake up jolly.

You wouldn’t want to fall in the line of booty. His matey looks surprised; didn’t peg him for an arrrly to bed, arrrly to rise type of pirate.

Woody

I see the Buc on the left is “Two-Peg”.

He might want to take a grammar class. His grammar is ARRRR-ful.

At least he keeps his buckin’ ears under his hat . . . ☻

Some of the implications in these comments are arr-rated.

Don’t call me booty, I’ll call your booty!

Interesting. One pirate apparently wearing a smoking jacket. Another pirate apparently wearing some of Michael Jackson’s old clothes. And that guy maybe better retire before long. He’s already up to TWO peglegs. And he’s been at sea way too long. He’s obviously checking out the “pirate booty.”

I like the finger hook!

This one is a day short for Linguist’s birthday. Fun ideas though.

I’d say he has good wood to give a lass

Your first comment, brilliant! The second, a coup de grace! :ↁ

My first thought was that they stole their “pirate” hats during a raid on Gabby Hayes….

After all, booty is something to treasure.