Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 14, 2013
October 13, 2013
October 15, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Feng, you were nearly turned into shish kebab. Why would someone want to kill you? Feng Shui Kelly: I believe they wanted my pinky ring. Rip Haywire: No offense, but those went out with Tony Soprano. Feng Shui Kelly: It is a powerful ring... the orient is a very mystical place, Mr. Haywire... Rip Haywire: The lights went out! Feng Shui Kelly: I beliefe there is flashlight over here... Cobra Carson: Since when does a thigh feel like a flashlight, Feng.
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
Try to turn on the “headlights”, and the armored vest won’t save you.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
this guy is a peace of work
PMark over 10 years ago
He just figured that if she had a garter-dagger, she might have a garter-flashlight, as well.
quartermain over 10 years ago
Feng wants to sink his fangs into Cobra.
kaystari Premium Member over 10 years ago
Im very confused with the story line now. Are Rip and Cobra still married? Is Rip with Brezy now? Is Cobra still trying to kill Rip to fulfill her requirements to be Pirate Queen?