Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 15, 2013
Feng Shui Kelly: The turbaned man who tried to kill me will return to steal my ring. It's what he's after! Rip Haywire: No worries, Feng. It'll put the hurt on him but good! Feng Shui Kelly: I know you will... I just need to tell you a few... Rip Haywire: Please. I'll handle this... Feng Shui Kelly: But beware, Rip, yetis can be tricky. Rip Haywire: I wonder what he said after "beware"... I really need to stop charging off in the middle of important exposition.