New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 29, 2013

MTV plays music???

I thought MTV stood for My Teenage Virgins ?

Miley Cyrus….wouldn’t recognise her even if she told me who she was.

That she is still Billy Ray Cyrus’ kin? I haven’t seen the “twerk” video, much like I did not need to see Billy Ray’s makeover. This too shall pass, like a burrito, if people would quit regurgitating it.

The M doesn’t stand for Music anymore – it stands for Moronic, which is superfluous.

I sometimes fantasize about taking over MTV, cancelling all their current programs (forcing a load of overpaid morons to go and get real jobs), and bringing back music videos and concerts.:Does anyone else have this fantasy?

I never watched her performance. That would have meant watching the MTV awards show. That would mean that I don’t think there are too many damn awards shows cluttering up the airwaves. I have my pride.

So, not that you should look at them, but the worst thing I’ve found on the net in recent memory: pictures of Miley sticking her tongue out in an inhuman way that even Gene Simmons would consider gawd-awful! Hey, chica, that ain’t sexy!!!

I liked that one.

How about, “Imbeciles Killed the MTV Star”? That could work…

(Whatever happened to Martha Quinn anyway…)