By golly, your wish has been granted!
For the noseless little girl who has everything…
Good thing we’re banning incandescent bulbs, then.
How thrilling! I always wanted lead poisoning, myself.
Why it’s mad little “hattie”.
How ‘bout some nice Lake Erie fish for lunch.
and peanut butter crackers for dessert
The young lady’s noseless condition is the result of eating ALL the potato pierogies. Be warned.
Next thing you know, they’ll start saying Mercury isn’t a planet anymore either. We should have held our ground with Pluto…
‘Tis a slippery slope…
farleftside: Excellent as usual!
3hourtour says: i got mercury poisoning once from listening to too much queen in my old blue Ford automobile
I learned years ago to avoid blue Fords for that very reason.
Sorry to be a downer. I did a college paper in the 70s related to this so the joke was really dark. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minamata_disease Don’t play around with the stuff.
Maybe she’ll get a nose job for her birthday!
She could hook up with Jeremy Piven and start a support group.
I think I have Frog Applause poisoning.
margueritem over 15 years ago
By golly, your wish has been granted!
sloop over 15 years ago
For the noseless little girl who has everything…
Keith Messamer over 15 years ago
Good thing we’re banning incandescent bulbs, then.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
How thrilling! I always wanted lead poisoning, myself.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Why it’s mad little “hattie”.
Hugh B. Hayve over 15 years ago
How ‘bout some nice Lake Erie fish for lunch.
rjvjelly over 15 years ago
and peanut butter crackers for dessert
margueritem over 15 years ago
The young lady’s noseless condition is the result of eating ALL the potato pierogies. Be warned.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Next thing you know, they’ll start saying Mercury isn’t a planet anymore either. We should have held our ground with Pluto…
m_ortal over 15 years ago
‘Tis a slippery slope…
gigabyte03 over 15 years ago
farleftside: Excellent as usual!
seanb51229 Premium Member over 15 years ago
3hourtour says: i got mercury poisoning once from listening to too much queen in my old blue Ford automobile
I learned years ago to avoid blue Fords for that very reason.
Crumbucket over 15 years ago
Sorry to be a downer. I did a college paper in the 70s related to this so the joke was really dark. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minamata_disease Don’t play around with the stuff.
lisa4romMpls over 15 years ago
Maybe she’ll get a nose job for her birthday!
P_D_Burge Premium Member over 15 years ago
She could hook up with Jeremy Piven and start a support group.
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
I think I have Frog Applause poisoning.