Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 07, 2013

Is he hoping they’ll fatten his tip, or maybe grease his palm?It might work…. it’s a bit too oily to tell.

Oil’s well that ends well……Susan, if he’s not careful, they’ll fatten his lip…….

But what did he do to the Slovakian?

EdClectic … and Varnes… I’m not Russian in there either.

BTW I’m embarrassed to go back to the restaurant anyway….ever since I saw that Russian dressing, right there on the table.

Must be Six Flags.

Dixie Drive.

Everything’s better deep fried.

Put the customers out on the hot sidewalk and let them fry in their own fat!

Deep fried or chocolate dipped – either one seems palatable for that pair.

neil etter, funniest line today, good one!

Varnes…. agreed!

Must be one of Paula Deens restaraunts.

Perhaps it is a hot check