Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for April 15, 2013

This guy’s definitely non compos mentis. I wonder if he’ll change his mind when he finds out Darby is in loco parentis?

Dinny and Bobby are something else. Whenever one of them is putting someone in his place, the other is almost cheek-to-cheek with an evil grin of approval.

She is not “in loco parentis”, she est parens herself.

Don’t these kids have any homework to do?

Nor has she seen your briefs … so what’s your point, Matlock?

Closing arguement as performed to the rythem of the rythem of the hugely popular Shamrock Shake! Doyle Dane

What happened to Bobby Abro and Terry Gallagher? Did they spend the winter on the Milford Curling team? Enough of these Foley Follies. I came to see Dinty Moore Perez’ new found warning track power.

I object!…to this storyline.

I hate to say it, but that peacock storyline isn’t looking so bad anymore.

And in P3, are those Knox’s hands, or the two guys’ hands, getting ready to push him down those nicely waxed stairs?

“Save the drama for your mama”…………..

This plot is trying my patience.

He needs to sue his dad for the asbestos stuffing in his crib’s mattress!

If they just put Knox and Doyle Dane in a room together, they’d get enough hot air to heat the school for a year. Everybody do the Shamrock Shake while Milford goes green …

Judge Smails- “Danny, I’ve sent boys much younger than you to the gas chamber. I felt I owed it to them.”