The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 28, 2013

Randy is a victim of yet another pyramid scheme.

I think I can hear him starting to curse.

Can’t anyone get a good thousand years sleep around here?

They missed their target. The sphinxter is next door.

It appears Randy lost his asp.

Hurry! King Tutiscomin’!

Looks like Randy put his all into it…gave it all it’s worth…he ain’t wrapped to tight anymore…

I am afraid Randy has been skinned alive.

Is that wrap music playing in the background?

Thus was issued the curse of Randy!

That’s a wrap, folks! Good ’un!

One of those silly worlds in which mummies are just wrapping, eh?

Randy got UNWRAPPED in his work.

Snerk! Love the mummy in the middle wearing glasses!

Hey, Randy knows that no job is complete until all the paperwork is done!

“RALPHIE! I can’t get up!”

—Randy

Now there’s a mystery to unravel.

I resemble these remarks.