I forget exactly how he said it, but I believe Jeff Foxworthy said something like, wives don’t want to hear your opinion… they want to hear their opinion in a male body.
Calvin loves Susie, but he doesn’t know any other way to deal with it at his age. Susie loves Calvin too, but she needs to let him know that he needs to be nice to her. I predict a long and happy marriage.
legaleagle48 almost 11 years ago
Nice alliteration there, Calvin. Too bad it got you the walloping of your life — and from Susie, no less!
rentier almost 11 years ago
Too much "truth " can harm you, Calvin!
margueritem almost 11 years ago
It’s certainly not your forte, Calvin.
WoodEye almost 11 years ago
Bigmouth Basher!
NormanBates almost 11 years ago
You’re lucky Susie, he stopped at the B. Ehm… you stopped him at the B.
Steve Bartholomew almost 11 years ago
What you mean, “bug-eyed?”
dunner99rok almost 11 years ago
You forgot to charge her five cents for your opinion.
King_Shark almost 11 years ago
Which kind of bat? Some of them are pretty cute.
solarrhino almost 11 years ago
Too bad the Internet (and the ability to anonymously comment) hadn’t been invented yet!
ratlum almost 11 years ago
Yes I can see a nice normal marriage,maybe a bump now and then.
orinoco womble almost 11 years ago
Calvin learned his counselling skills from Lucy Van Pelt.
Vaxdood almost 11 years ago
I’m thinking he would’ve learned that he shouldn’t mess with Susie by now…
beymly almost 11 years ago
Calvin is a slow learner.
Phapada almost 11 years ago
too much.. calvin
bluram almost 11 years ago
Our sweet little Susie Derkins is destined to be the worlds first Woman’s Take No Crap Champion.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Today Calvin is head-over-heels in volunteer work. Or perhaps heels-over-head.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 11 years ago
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KatetheGreatComics almost 11 years ago
Forget social work, Calvin should be a politician! With candor like that, I’d vote for ’im!
Ollyvah almost 11 years ago
Alliterations really pizz off some people!
Although, I kinda like em
linsonl almost 11 years ago
Like when your wife asks: “Do these jeans make my butt look big?”….DO NOT answer with the whole truth.
RobinHood2013 almost 11 years ago
I forget exactly how he said it, but I believe Jeff Foxworthy said something like, wives don’t want to hear your opinion… they want to hear their opinion in a male body.
IndyMan almost 11 years ago
Next time you have trouble with ‘playground bully’ sic Susie on him, Calvin!!!
baldhedjer almost 11 years ago
The truth hurts sometimes, doesn’t it Calvin!
DixieNormous_69 almost 11 years ago
That is how you SOCK-It-To- HIM, SUSIE!!!!
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Some people just can’t handle the truth.
jessegooddoggy almost 11 years ago
Probably not news to this group, but Calvin has made a guest appearance in Lio for the last 3 days.
Scott S almost 11 years ago
Five cents, please!
stp1957 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
the look on Susie’s face is classic!
Poollady almost 11 years ago
Apparently Susie has a candid opinion too!
Puddleglum2 almost 11 years ago
Susie was ‘crushed’ by Calvin’s candid opinion, so she returned the favor.
jadoo823 almost 11 years ago
…calvin got beaten, bashed and butt-kicked…
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
Bam-Boogie!
Karaboo2 almost 11 years ago
Susie asked for it, Calvin got it.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Sorry, Calvin. I’m on Susie’s side here.You well and truly asked for that!LOL xxx
georgelcsmith almost 11 years ago
Calvin loves Susie, but he doesn’t know any other way to deal with it at his age. Susie loves Calvin too, but she needs to let him know that he needs to be nice to her. I predict a long and happy marriage.
skydancer11 almost 11 years ago
TBAR. (That Boy Ain’t Right.)
hihigirl almost 11 years ago
Got any more ‘B’ words up your sleeves?
westny77 almost 11 years ago
Suzie you can insult him back. If I assaulted everyone who insulted me I be in jail a few times. But this is the comics and it is funny.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“Booger-brained” boy meets “booger-nosed, baloney-brained” girl — they’re made for each other. (Apologies to Wiley).
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
Indeed … well done on the alliteration, Calvin.
PARunnerGirl almost 11 years ago
Reality therapy just isn’t his forte!
AnafromLouisiana almost 11 years ago
This is why I never made it in social work!!!
pitbull101 almost 11 years ago
calvin get a life
onedirection217 almost 11 years ago
If anybody heard that directed towards them, I think they would have done the same thing.
LuzWall almost 3 years ago
lol