Man: ...That's perfectly normal. We're all afraid of growing old. Boy: Let me repeat: Aging petrifies me.
Oh, a million years or so…
But at least a little varnish will help you.
What would help him overcome his fear? Fire wood.
“And I feel like pulp.”
Termites bug him, too.
It’s the dead wood his wife doesn’t like.
What a wal-nut case.
These are pithy comments.
when he wakes in the morning his wood will be hard.
That’s not acne; I was attacked by a Woodpecker at an early age.
Prescribe creosote.
But Dr. you never listen to me.
He also has dry rot.
He’s just pine-ing for the good old days.
Lying b*stard….. Now if he was Norwegian Wood, he would be “pining for the fjords”
He sure doesn’t consult for erectile dysfunction, eh bloodbolt?
he’s all bark and no bite
Boy, what a bunch of sappy comments! ;-)
He would make good kindling.
What about dry rot?
margueritem over 11 years ago
Oh, a million years or so…
Bilan over 11 years ago
But at least a little varnish will help you.
Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 11 years ago
What would help him overcome his fear? Fire wood.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
“And I feel like pulp.”
el8 over 11 years ago
Termites bug him, too.
PICTO over 11 years ago
It’s the dead wood his wife doesn’t like.
J Short over 11 years ago
What a wal-nut case.
jreckard over 11 years ago
These are pithy comments.
phillip_carr over 11 years ago
when he wakes in the morning his wood will be hard.
finale over 11 years ago
That’s not acne; I was attacked by a Woodpecker at an early age.
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
Prescribe creosote.
laxxcoach over 11 years ago
But Dr. you never listen to me.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
He also has dry rot.
WifesWrath over 11 years ago
He’s just pine-ing for the good old days.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 11 years ago
Lying b*stard….. Now if he was Norwegian Wood, he would be “pining for the fjords”
Anandgyan over 11 years ago
He sure doesn’t consult for erectile dysfunction, eh bloodbolt?
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
he’s all bark and no bite
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Boy, what a bunch of sappy comments! ;-)
Buggerlugs over 11 years ago
He would make good kindling.
naturally_easy over 11 years ago
What about dry rot?