His lack of consciousness is not surprising… he consumed a meatless meal and now he is in a vegetative state. Prospects for his recovery aren’t good: the vital sign is flat-lined.
Maybe they will give him some “#” browns, “/” browns, a “$” meal, “^ ^ ^ ^” in your salad – but be careful that they don’t include too many “+”-itives!!
His ellipsis looks swollen, and his braces are probably broken. He is hyphen-ventilating and might have ampersand in his eyes. He fell on his asterisk, and who knows what percent of his colon is back slashed?.His parent-theses will sue for sure. They have dollar signs in their eyes, already. The settlement will put them in the upper income brackets.
I figure everybody’s moved on by this point (6:30 a.m., 12-29-12), but … I guess if punctuated equilibria were taken into account, those then would be Stephen Jay “Gouldan” arches.
I have every book of his collected columns from “Natural History.” A great essayist, in the Victorian Literature tradition. THE MISMEASURE OF MAN should be required reading for all media social commentators.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Get yer punctuation correct, will ya?
interceptor over 11 years ago
He’s not lovin’ it.
Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 11 years ago
His lack of consciousness is not surprising… he consumed a meatless meal and now he is in a vegetative state. Prospects for his recovery aren’t good: the vital sign is flat-lined.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
Stan doesn’t know his O from a hole in the ground.
Rodney99 over 11 years ago
I always said fast food will kill you…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
I hope their medical insurance includes apostrophic coverage..
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
He may be in for a long period of recovery…. you never know right away about parenthetical damage.
Then again, if he’s lucky, he may walk away without a mark on him!
pcolli over 11 years ago
At least his colon is ok.
cdward over 11 years ago
Brace yourself, ma’am, he’s in a product placement.
vlechtja over 11 years ago
More like Atrophy
rini1946 over 11 years ago
not sure if the one lady got a few million for coffee this kid should be rich “period” .
jreckard over 11 years ago
The sign seems rather possessive.
debuggingdevice over 11 years ago
Maybe they will give him some “#” browns, “/” browns, a “$” meal, “^ ^ ^ ^” in your salad – but be careful that they don’t include too many “+”-itives!!
emptc12 over 11 years ago
His ellipsis looks swollen, and his braces are probably broken. He is hyphen-ventilating and might have ampersand in his eyes. He fell on his asterisk, and who knows what percent of his colon is back slashed?.His parent-theses will sue for sure. They have dollar signs in their eyes, already. The settlement will put them in the upper income brackets.
kirbydude over 11 years ago
:)
coffeeturtle over 11 years ago
If you can sue Mikey D for serving hot coffee, hot…
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
He suffers from fallen arches.
William Bednar Premium Member over 11 years ago
So, you’re saying that a big mac can be called a Vegan Berger? Sounds about right.
gordrogb Premium Member over 11 years ago
“He suffers from fallen arches.” Perfect.
But, could this be a missing episode of Sign Feld?
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
Great comments all!Billions served, this one should have swerved.
jamestipton222 over 11 years ago
You guys are good!
Perkycat over 11 years ago
GROANNNNNN! Great McComments today.I love this comic just to read all the comments.
jcomics52 over 11 years ago
I wonder how much McDonald paid him to do that…
jcomics52 over 11 years ago
Ronald McDonald, that is.
Number Three over 11 years ago
The signs were all there…
xxx
ObsiWan Premium Member over 11 years ago
The Pun Police… they’re never around when you need ’em.
octagon over 11 years ago
Check.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
LMAO! I don’t know which is funnier, the comic or some of the comments!
David Bethke Premium Member over 11 years ago
An apostrophe catastrophe!
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
I fear the bike seat has become an atomic wedgie.
Toronto2 over 11 years ago
It was pushed over by his ARCH enemy.
emptc12 over 11 years ago
I figure everybody’s moved on by this point (6:30 a.m., 12-29-12), but … I guess if punctuated equilibria were taken into account, those then would be Stephen Jay “Gouldan” arches.
I have every book of his collected columns from “Natural History.” A great essayist, in the Victorian Literature tradition. THE MISMEASURE OF MAN should be required reading for all media social commentators.