Monty by Jim Meddick for December 16, 2012
December 15, 2012
December 17, 2012
Transcript:
Also a Barbie Glam convertible and a Groovy Girl Midnight Star Horse... Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa will do his best... Next! Wap! That's the piece a junk transmitter robot you gave me last Christmas! The megatronic rotator strut broke off, like only five freakin' minutes after I got it! Ow! Th' naughty list, pal! You're cruisin' mighty darn close to th' naughty list, young man! Big wiff! I don't want any more of your cruddy toys! I'm doin' Amazon this year!
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
Only Monty could be restrained by a couple of elves
Clotty Peristalt over 11 years ago
Did Amazon pay for this?
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Get him, Santa! Whale the tar out of the little whiner! Teach him the true meaning of Christmas! Whatever.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
I noticed one of the little elfs has got a good feel on Monty. Hmmm.
Commentator over 11 years ago
This one’s a little disturbing.
yangeldf over 11 years ago
I bet that kid threw the thing against the wall pretending to make it fly and blamed the toy for not being durable enough.
AnalogGenius over 11 years ago
Put that deviant prick behind bars for a month or so, and his parents should be branded on the forehead so that we, the innocent, will know what comes our way.
rgcviper over 11 years ago
’Tis the season …
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
but wasn’t that the gift the little monster asked for last Christmas? He got what he wanted. Don’t blame Santa…. he has to outsource for the junk. Only things that last are the gifts not outsourced.
boldyuma over 11 years ago
Well..it just goes to prove you can’t give some children nice things..
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
The little you-know-whats think they can do anything and get away with it with no consequences. Something needs to be done.
ironflange over 11 years ago
Is that David Sedaris with the candy cane?