Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 17, 2012
November 16, 2012
November 18, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: I'm passing around a sign-up sheet... Every neighbor should write their name and hone number so we can contact each other in case of emergency! Steinbauer: I'm not going to give out personal information! I'll end up on some telemarketing list! Ralph: How do you suggest we contact each other after a disaster? Steinbauer: Let's practice our screaming!
Gator007 over 11 years ago
That won’t do any good!
PoodleGroomer over 11 years ago
Everyone needs a wired phone. The phone system was built to withstand most attacks. VOIP and cell phones fail after storms.
LadyLavendar over 11 years ago
He’s the neighborhood disaster. And in the end will be the one calling everyone else for help.
garyx39 over 11 years ago
Good chance neither phone would work in a real disaster. using a phone should not be your plan “A”.
pshapley Premium Member over 11 years ago
Then of course, who would want to call Steinbauer for help anyway? This meeting has probably convinced all the other neighbors that he’s as much of a jerk as Ralph thinks he is.
patlaborvi over 11 years ago
For once Ralph is the one with the right idea. A neighborhood emergency plan is a good idea and Steinbauer is clearly the idiot.