Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 13, 2012

Frisbee time ;)

No Phoebe Records are not for getting ringers on unicorns.

After I posted that, it popped in my head that unicorns make great doughnut holders.

…she’d have more luck with 45’s…

LP’s should only be handled by the edges or with gloves, and poor Phoebe is flinging them like frisbees. I hope none of those were Beatle Albums. If I tried that I’d get arrested. That sheild of boringness must have her covered. I know its just a cartoon but it feels like I’m watching a flag burning.

If Phoebe is looking for a point she might try checking the top of her own head.

So, can Marigold “hear” the music just by looking very closely at the grooves? Unicorns must have VERY good eyesight!

Wrong way Phoebe.

Hmm.. The triangle on the cover? Dark side of the moon? Oh yeah.

Wow… You actually just made me physically cringe at the idea of someone throwing a record… Bravo…I had no idea I had that conditioned response…