Close to Home by John McPherson for April 23, 2022

Happy Landings!

Run away

She might be on an airport parking ramp, but definitely not on a runway, so call her a ramp model & not a runway model.

BLEEB’S BACK!!! Hey buddy how’ve you been?

She seems to be directing some of the men where to land.

She can flash all night but no one cares….

So she parks the planes as a side gig? I guess?

GREEN PLAID ALERT! シ

Ok ppl time to clear the runway for the Boeing

Maybe a baggage claim model!

I’ve flown out of plenty of airports around the world and I never got to see a runway model. I feel rooked.

Hey Babe! What’s your measurements, 7-4-7.

More like a run away model!

oh the irony

Is she the one they call Plane Jane?

From an old Jack Benny show: The pilots were down at the local burlesque house. They wanted to know how she could take off on such a short runway.

Don’t think she really is or ever was one…..