Close to Home by John McPherson for April 08, 2021

She should have had better last wishes.

Bleeb seems to be getting used to the silliness of humans. Argor on the other hand seems to be shocked.

Ashley asked her ashes rest inside the place that she loved

She knew this was the only way to get him back to the store again.

There is a park with a big rose garden, that is where I want mine scattered.

Don’t sneeze….

first, she’ll be sucked up into the vacuum cleaner, then she gets dumped into the trash.

RIP

As a “shopoholic” I totally get it, but, he should have been more subtle and possible spread them out at various stores and malls….

Oy

Interesting to check find a grave website to see how many people are/were actually cremated. Lots.

Clean up on aisle 4

Sounds like his wife was a real gem.

She wanted to shop ’til she dropped. Now she will be swept away by the experience.

Spread ’em where she spent most of best times.

For my wife’s ashes, the undertaker told my sons and I it’s better to just do it than to try to get permission.

And, I hope her credit cars were in there, too.

“I AIN’T CLEANIN’ THAT UP!”

— Berta

That’s OK. It happens a lot here….

They could give him a big cleanup bill and fine and it would still probably be the least amount it ever cost him in that store.

Our Macy’s closed…

He’s just happy he’s not paying the bills anymore.

If this was Target my wife might agree with it.