Close to Home by John McPherson for December 24, 2020

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    So that’s why hes never been caught. I believe that’s Bleeb by the chimney being Santa’s little helper.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This crew needs the Prep and Landing elves.

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    jr1234  over 3 years ago

    Schmiddle has no bathroom water upstairs?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Every little kid’s nightmare.

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    UmmeMoosa  over 3 years ago

    Houston we have a problem

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    There’s a Schmiddle in every town!

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    cue in Mission Impossible theme

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and Bleeb’s on the beat, but not stinkin’ up your office, nor walking the street. He’s up north with Santa, helping him pack, and he’s taking a break for his… um, “favorite snack”…

    Saint Nick’s made his plan, and it unfurls, it’s to deliver great gifts for good boys and girls. As the elves load his sleigh, Saint Nick takes a snooze, while Bleeb wonders the house, still looking for booze.

    A power nap is required, for a long Christmas flight, if Santa is well rested, good kids will delight. While Santa naps, Bleeb gets a buzz on, as Santa dreams of outrunning ol’ Amazon.

    The sleigh is all ready and it’s time to wake Santa, he must start his long trek, and there’s that stupid connection in Atlanta! For some reason there seems, to be a small quandary, Bleeb is not ready… he’s passed out on their laundry. Santa whistles for Bleeb to get up and get going, Bleeb springs to his feet with a powerful “BOING!”

    Santa shouts: “BLEEB! Don’t make us late, we have to get flying and the reindeer won’t wait! Now get up on ol’ Rudolph and let us take flight, I have to be done with this in one night”. So away they all flew, in just a blink, and Saint Nick was heard yelling: “AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT STINK!?”

    Off in the distance, but clean out of sight, Bleeb’s heard exclaiming:

    “ꀤ꓄ ꈤꂦ꓄ ꎭꏂ!!!“


    “ꂦꀘꍏꌩ… ꀤ꓄ ꎭꀤꁅꀍ꓄!“

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    boydjb47  over 3 years ago

    No rush Santa, you’re in the wrong house, The Schmiddle’s are Jewish.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This comic also addresses this issue:

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    wongo  over 3 years ago

    Oh fiddle D Schmiddle !

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    Budman 2  over 3 years ago

    Where the little bug?

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    dv1093  over 3 years ago

    Looks like Schmiddle just got screwed.

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This explains the Elf on the Shelf! They put the camera’s in the Elf! very creepy….

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Negative, control. I still want those cookies and milk!

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    khcm1157  over 3 years ago

    Time to switch to Plan C – COAL.

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    I thought that was an old lady coming down the stairs…

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    Perkycat  over 3 years ago

    With McPherson’s people, you can never be too sure. Merry Christmas to all! I hope you don’t get thirsty in the middle of the night!

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Santa’s either really shy or anti-social.

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    Homerville Premium Member over 3 years ago

    true to modern trends. Cameras everywhere.

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    Karptaz  over 3 years ago

    Archie Bunker always said that you drink kitchen water, not bathroom water. If it was meant to be drunk, it would haved gone to the kitchen.

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    cbs1947  over 3 years ago

    Also, where is Bleeb?

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    CrimsonOne13  over 3 years ago

    Keep looking. You’ll find him…..

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