‘Twas the night before Christmas, and Bleeb’s on the beat, but not stinkin’ up your office, nor walking the street. He’s up north with Santa, helping him pack, and he’s taking a break for his… um, “favorite snack”…
Saint Nick’s made his plan, and it unfurls, it’s to deliver great gifts for good boys and girls. As the elves load his sleigh, Saint Nick takes a snooze, while Bleeb wonders the house, still looking for booze.
A power nap is required, for a long Christmas flight, if Santa is well rested, good kids will delight. While Santa naps, Bleeb gets a buzz on, as Santa dreams of outrunning ol’ Amazon.
The sleigh is all ready and it’s time to wake Santa, he must start his long trek, and there’s that stupid connection in Atlanta! For some reason there seems, to be a small quandary, Bleeb is not ready… he’s passed out on their laundry. Santa whistles for Bleeb to get up and get going, Bleeb springs to his feet with a powerful “BOING!”
Santa shouts: “BLEEB! Don’t make us late, we have to get flying and the reindeer won’t wait! Now get up on ol’ Rudolph and let us take flight, I have to be done with this in one night”. So away they all flew, in just a blink, and Saint Nick was heard yelling: “AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT STINK!?”
Off in the distance, but clean out of sight, Bleeb’s heard exclaiming:
allen@home over 3 years ago
So that’s why hes never been caught. I believe that’s Bleeb by the chimney being Santa’s little helper.
electricshadow Premium Member over 3 years ago
This crew needs the Prep and Landing elves. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prep_%26_Landing
jr1234 over 3 years ago
Schmiddle has no bathroom water upstairs?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Every little kid’s nightmare.
UmmeMoosa over 3 years ago
Houston we have a problem
jbduncan over 3 years ago
There’s a Schmiddle in every town!
geese28 over 3 years ago
cue in Mission Impossible theme
Dobie Premium Member over 3 years ago
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and Bleeb’s on the beat, but not stinkin’ up your office, nor walking the street. He’s up north with Santa, helping him pack, and he’s taking a break for his… um, “favorite snack”…
Saint Nick’s made his plan, and it unfurls, it’s to deliver great gifts for good boys and girls. As the elves load his sleigh, Saint Nick takes a snooze, while Bleeb wonders the house, still looking for booze.
A power nap is required, for a long Christmas flight, if Santa is well rested, good kids will delight. While Santa naps, Bleeb gets a buzz on, as Santa dreams of outrunning ol’ Amazon.
The sleigh is all ready and it’s time to wake Santa, he must start his long trek, and there’s that stupid connection in Atlanta! For some reason there seems, to be a small quandary, Bleeb is not ready… he’s passed out on their laundry. Santa whistles for Bleeb to get up and get going, Bleeb springs to his feet with a powerful “BOING!”
Santa shouts: “BLEEB! Don’t make us late, we have to get flying and the reindeer won’t wait! Now get up on ol’ Rudolph and let us take flight, I have to be done with this in one night”. So away they all flew, in just a blink, and Saint Nick was heard yelling: “AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT STINK!?”
Off in the distance, but clean out of sight, Bleeb’s heard exclaiming:
“ꀤ꓄ ꈤꂦ꓄ ꎭꏂ!!!“
(SNIFF)
“ꂦꀘꍏꌩ… ꀤ꓄ ꎭꀤꁅꀍ꓄!“
boydjb47 over 3 years ago
No rush Santa, you’re in the wrong house, The Schmiddle’s are Jewish.
chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago
This comic also addresses this issue: https://www.gocomics.com/frank-and-ernest?ct=v&cti=45056
wongo over 3 years ago
Oh fiddle D Schmiddle !
Budman 2 over 3 years ago
Where the little bug?
dv1093 over 3 years ago
Looks like Schmiddle just got screwed.
Lennia Machen Premium Member over 3 years ago
This explains the Elf on the Shelf! They put the camera’s in the Elf! very creepy….
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Negative, control. I still want those cookies and milk!
khcm1157 over 3 years ago
Time to switch to Plan C – COAL.
paranormal over 3 years ago
I thought that was an old lady coming down the stairs…
Perkycat over 3 years ago
With McPherson’s people, you can never be too sure. Merry Christmas to all! I hope you don’t get thirsty in the middle of the night!
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Santa’s either really shy or anti-social.
Homerville Premium Member over 3 years ago
true to modern trends. Cameras everywhere.
Karptaz over 3 years ago
Archie Bunker always said that you drink kitchen water, not bathroom water. If it was meant to be drunk, it would haved gone to the kitchen.
cbs1947 over 3 years ago
Also, where is Bleeb?
CrimsonOne13 over 3 years ago
Keep looking. You’ll find him…..