Clay Jones for March 07, 2021

…as far as the eye can see.

Cattle don’t mind stepping in that BS, but they do avoid eating it. You can see the bright green spots in pastures where the grass grows without being mowed down.

When you sell oil and natural gas you tend to think climate change is a hoax. So you will blame anything and anybody other than your own stupid thoughts.

Should we the USA save there asses again? Or should we encourage them to form their own country? I must admit that all the times I have driven thru or flown over I have never seen the good parts of Texas. I suppose they do exist, just don’t know where they hide them.

There is nothing wrong with The Republic of Texas or the state of Mississippi! It’s the other states that are not right!! Greg and Tate have proclaimed Mission Accomplished for their states!!

/SNARK/

And that’s no s—-

Allowing falsehoods to be broadcast as though they were factual news should be a felony for the injuries/deaths it causes.

Who will guard the guards themselves?

Republicans are full of it.

Texas sucks. That’s what powers their wind turbines.

Clay Jones at his best.

Why denigrate bull$#!t by putting it on the same level as Republicans???

Texas….coming soon to a state near you…..if you let your guard down,

I am distrustful of all simple solutions to complex problems. Whenever I hear any politician say “as everyone knows,” it’s a cinch that he has no idea what he’s talking about. (Nor does his audience; if everyone knew it already, he wouldn’t have to tell them.)

Best caricature of Cruz we have seen for some time.

Texas is a Mess. There, I fixed their bumper sticker.

Let them secede. Then they can apply for “foreign aid” from Washington without worrying about handouts from their fellow citizens.

I like the ‘texas’ marking on the down-stage cow—

As a Texan who froze for four days, and will continue wearing a mask, I heartily approve of this cartoon.

Yep, Texas leads the nation in BS!

Don’t mess with Texas.

Should be bulls, not cows.

Electing cows in Texas may not be an ‘udder’ mistake compared to what they’ve elected over the decades. . . ./S

The Texas power outage / huge electrical bills debacle shows once again what happens when you decide to trust businessmen to work for the good of the people…

“Texass…where the men are men…but the cows are more intelligent!”

Beto is considering running for gov of Texas.

If global warming is true then the extra heat would have melted the ice on the wind turbine blades to keep them turning and prevented the power outage. If the turbine blades were turning they would have blown hot air up from Mexico to warn Texas and prevented the freeze. Extracting natural gas from the earth lowers the ground level causing the ocean to cover more of the coast— NOT from icebergs melting in a hotter climate and raising the sea level!! You can’t fool me, I’ve been edukated in a church charter school in Waco Texas!!

Watch where you step. It might be a Mitch McMafia, Criminal Cancun Cruzin’, or HAW-HAW Hawley. They are extremely toxic and can kill insidiously.

Yep, the BS is thick in Texas.