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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 22, 2012

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    rentier  about 8 years ago

    Such an honest kid! I would have been spanked by my mother for this honesty!!

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    skydancer11  about 8 years ago

    Well, we can at least give Calvin brownie points for effort.

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    paha_siga  about 8 years ago

    Maybe Calvin really likes the “raw maggots”, but pretends for Santa that he doesn’t so it is a good deed to eat them?

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    Linux0s  about 8 years ago

    Oh, and an extra serving of drama too.

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    TELawrence  about 8 years ago

    With a double-helping of stewed monkey heads!

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 8 years ago

    A delicacy in some cultures. But not in ours.

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    pouncingtiger  about 8 years ago

    Calvin’s such a drama prince.

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    ratlum  about 8 years ago

    Sounds great to me I wish I was there to enjoy it to.

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    runar  about 8 years ago

    Maybe it’s Casu Marzu, that Sardinian sheep’s milk cheese with the jumping maggots in it.

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    bluram  about 8 years ago

    FOR SALE. . . . One disgusting spiked haired little boy,. Cheap!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  about 8 years ago

    Spätzle.

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    GROG Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I guess this is what the Bandit referred to as a choke and puke.

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    tirnaaisling  about 8 years ago

    Curry on top of rice maybe?

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    scrabblefiend  about 8 years ago

    And when he grows up, that will be his favorite dish, and he will be asking mom to make it for him on his birthday.

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    battle of plattsburgh  about 8 years ago

    We only eat organic maggots.

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    Vonne Anton  about 8 years ago

    Add bacon…everything is better with bacon on it.

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    Ensoh  about 8 years ago

    Pretty soon he’ll have enough coal to start a small fire.

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    Burnside217  about 8 years ago

    The face in panel 1.

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    Perkycat  about 8 years ago

    I love this! I love that mom is going along with it – even if she fails to see the humor.

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    Poollady  about 8 years ago

    Me too, Perkycat, I love the way Mom is so calm serving him more “maggots”

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    Snoopy_Fan  about 8 years ago

    Calvin doesn’t know what “spontaneous” measn, does he? For that matter, he doesn’t seem to know what “good will” means either...He has “act” covered pretty well though… :-)

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    rentier  about 8 years ago

    What do you have to endure, until Santa will finally come!!

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    Puddleglum2  about 8 years ago

    “Sure! Pile ’em on!”Isn’t Calvin just a tad bit disingenuous here?

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    cookies333  about 8 years ago

    Your not winning any points with santa for that Calvin!

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    vwdualnomand  about 8 years ago

    calvin in later life became a segment producer for bizarre foods.

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    Number Three  about 8 years ago

    Haha! I love Calvin…

    What about Hobbes, Is he being a good boy?

    xxx

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    hey, S.O.S for breakfast was GREAT in the Army!!!

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    valgrant  about 8 years ago

    I’m looking into the future Calvin. Aha, I see two lumps of coal in your stocking! And I don’t think they are ordinary coal. Yes, I now see you picking one up and it instantly bursts into flame! Burnt offering Calvin. Try the other one. That’s the exploding one!

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    Puddleglum2  about 8 years ago

    @at sparkle 13,I liked that Slop On a Shingle, too!

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    Puddleglum2  about 8 years ago

    “You’d better come through in ‘spades’ for this!”Do you ‘dig’ me?

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    Puddleglum2  about 8 years ago

    Is Mom trying to ‘bowl’ Calvin over?

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    georgelcsmith  about 8 years ago

    I’m sure maggots must be better than Brussels sprouts! By the way. Did you hear about the two maggots that fell in love in dead Earnest?

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    caseyatbat16  about 8 years ago

    This reminds me of the time when I was about four years old and my father had done some carpentry work on the King Ranch in Texas. The foreman had invited my father to bring his family (us) to the big spring round-up. When we got there the calves were being ear-notched, branded and the males were castrated. The testicles were tossed onto a fire and later, after they had been roasted they were eaten. The cowboys called them “mountain oysters” and loved them.I say to each his own and there’s no explaining taste.

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    ST Joe River Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Mom should pop him on the butt that is what should happen LOL

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    ST Joe River Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Rocky Mountain Oysters they have a big bash just out of Missoula MT every year with this being the main dish. Thousands come to it. Testical Festiville look it up on Google

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    tnazar  about 8 years ago

    Naw – those are shrunken green monkey heads.

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    stuart  about 8 years ago

    Sounds like sausage gravy on white hominy grits.

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    calvinsfriend110  about 8 years ago

    I always thought rice looked like maggots.

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    khpage  about 8 years ago

    Calvin’s mom sure has the measure of him. Now maybe she could give him a large bowl of sugar frosted Chocolate Bombs in the spirit of Christmas. BTW, putting mayonaise on any of the bitter vegetables like broccoli and brussels sprouts sure makes ‘em taste better. Try it, you’ll see….

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    zipdryve  about 8 years ago

    Guano is a fertilizer containing the accumulated excrement of seabirds or bats.

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    stamps  about 8 years ago

    I love Brussels Sprouts.

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    K M  about 8 years ago

    Maggots are usually analogized to rice.

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    leftybjb  about 8 years ago

    Santa’s not buying it kiddo.

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    DavidGBA  about 8 years ago

    Maggots only interested in dead flesh.

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