Well-read, intelligent, wise, and humble.
Why doesn’t Trudeau just kill Jeff off? He is a lazy, good-for-nothing slacker with an exaggerated sense of self-importance. He leeches off of people and provides nothing in return. Everytime I see him in the strip, I just skip it.
When I first heard about Trump University, I laughed out loud. It was such an obvious sucker play that I thought to myself, “Nobody could be so stupid as to believe that swaggering boor has anything useful to teach!”
I forgot the immortal line by P.T. Barnum, “There’s a sucker born every minute.”
Hey Broomie, you forgot the chicken-fried bacon!
Truth in advertising!
There’s a great Dave Berg cartoon like this. In brief, a guy has quit smoking and taken up chewing gum. His wife berates him for having an oral fixation and orders him to find another substitute. So he spits out the gum and starts sucking his thumb!
Watch out Crystal! Not wanting to get wet is an invitation to be thrown in.
Socialized medicine is not all bad. I lived in Japan for several years, and was delighted to find that my dental bill copay was a paltry $10, and that was with work on two crowns and a filling!
Five hundred copies of “My Pet Goat” would be pretty insignificant.
Calvin is way too critical of himself. That was pretty good! Actually, considering his rhymes and songs are always good, he probably has a bright future as a singer/songwriter in the footsteps of Ray Stevens and Weird Al.
As Captain Kangaroo said, “If you want an interesting life with lots of time in it, don’t watch TV.”