Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 03, 2012

the worst ever

Tell me im nice or I will beat you.

Susie, you go, girl!

You haven’t much choice, Calvin, unless you want a big fat “F” for your assignment.

“Blackmail” is such a harsh word … she prefers to call it “pressing her advantage” …

Calvin learns the adage, “Girls are trouble,” early.

wait till you marry her, Calvin, and you will know what a blackmail really is.. ahahha

How come suddenly Calvin is toward doing his home work?Susie is polite to him?

Call Bobby instead…..

Mom, Ms. Wormwood, Rosalyn, and now Susie Derkins- Calvin is beginning to learn at a tender age who the true Rulers of the Universe are…and the extent of their power.

She’s got you, Calvin.

Boy she’s good!

Isn’t there anyone else in the class he could call?

I think an F is loooking pretty good right now. Maybe next time you’ll learn to be more careful with your homework assignments.

I missed the malodorous sound of your voice

I’m back again, did you miss me, didn’t you?

Get a grip Calvin. The same technique will be used the rest of your life. You want what…. first you have to ….

Women love the bad boys Calvin. She has a crush on you.

Quite a dilemma

Of course it’s blackmail. Susie’s ahead of Calvin on the learning curve.

Calvin just read the book, this way more prepared and less anguish over Susie.

Calvin, don’t let her do that to you. Call the teacher and tell her that Susie told you she missed the teacher’s melodious voice. And then ask about the homework assignment.

Susie expects Calvin to succumb to her bribery.“Wake Up, Little Susie!”Then again, maybe he might yield, after all.

At least Calvin doesn’t have to say, “Susie, Darling” – Robin Luke

“Susie, the sound of your voice is music to my ears.”See, that wasn’t so hard, was it?

I hope Dogsniff got (his infected tooth) ‘fixed’ or extracted. He won’t be so sensitive, anymore. :o)Is he smiling?

LOL LOL, SO funny!

xxx

Susie know how to get back at Calvin. lol!!!

I’m back and no one recognizes it! Why don’t you jump and sing and clapp your hands and make a jubilee!!!

Actually this is technically exhortion

Hehehe! :-D

someones got a crush on someone!

how bout he calls ms. godfrey

Politics as usual with Suzie….

Go Suzie.. LOL

Calvin is gonna need a calcium channel blocker by the age of 30 if he doesn’t mellow out.

We all know Calvin really “likes” Suzie!

hahaa haaa…..maybe be like too….

He calls Susie because subconsciously he really likes her.

Suzie has the home-work advantage!

And thus Calvin begins to learn some of life’s cold cruel lessons

You just know she’s gonna get that first kiss the same way. Why she’d want it is anyone’s guess.

@Dogsniff: During your trip to Florida, we were really hoping that each day you would drive all day and post jokes all night.

Ahhhh! Denial is one of the signs of true love, Calvin… You might as well get over it now since Susie will get what she wants in the end and that’s you!

@Dogsniff,“Fascination” – Jane MorganMaybe it’s your sense of ‘fumer’!Actually, I appreciate and enjoy your ingenuous, ingenious humor, except when it seems disingenuous or vulgar.There, I had a field day with you fielding your question!You’re a funny guy! Carry on!

what he needs is one a them cartoony guns….

THIS IS BLACKMAIL GOD D***IT!!!