Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 02, 2018

No need for Rogaine, just ask Tim to fix it.

Let’s go back to the good ole days, when machines were actually helpful…

Just add some sense of self-preservation.

“Oh, there’s that guy again with the ax for reprogramming – I’ll better shut up now.”

Laugh-but it’s coming.

Laugh-but it’s coming.

This convinces me more than ever that I will never have one of those things.

“And I’ll connect to Facebook and let all your friends and friends-of-friends know all your interests and habits! You do want to share your life with everybody, right?”

“And on Classmates.com, I’ll help you reconnect with all your schoolmates! You do want to see the bullies that shoved you into a locker again, right?”

All watched over by machines of loving grace.

An idea I came up with for a single-panel comic strip:

Two cops are taking a homeowner in custody in handcuffs, leading him down his driveway to their squadcar. Next door, one neighbor explains to another, “He disconnected his refrigerator from the internet.”

Can’t wait till Winky walks in: Do you need to reorder spleens?

Dr. Mel makes his own along with replacement Winky’s too.

Your case of Preparation H is ready for delivery.