Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 06, 2023

Aw, Dan…not even Stephan would have gone there.

Now that would be a sweet job!

By your death day they may tap a tree

It’ll be a sticky situation.

He is about to get involved in a sticky situation.

I hope he sticks to this dream.

Let me boil this down for you…

The kid used to be a drip….

Start planting now and call me in 25 years when you are ready to start production.

Syrupy dialogue here.

It’ll tickle his fancy.

What a sweet kid.

His passion for arboreal agriculture started a an early age. As a child he would pretend to be a local tree until his playmates told him to “stop being a little birch”!

Some folks prefer the juice from an oak………………after it has been made into a barrel.

Ha! Tap of the morning to you.

that’s the way to stand up for yourself, we don’t want no yellow bellied sap suckers

You old sap.

He might want to give this a read first:

https://www.maplefarmers.cOm/blogs/all-about-vermont-maple-syrup/liquid-gold