Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2023

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    Ratkin  8 months ago

    Well, sure. All those newt eyes and frog toes will clog it.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 8 months ago

    Terry Pratchett’s ghost will be speaking with you soon.

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    Chithing Premium Member 8 months ago

    No one like to deal with the spirits from that cauldron.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 8 months ago


    If there’s something wrong

    with the toilet bowl

    Who you gonna call?


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    Just-me  8 months ago

    Double Double Toilet Trouble, with this clog our fees will double

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    RussHeim  8 months ago

    Tushy burn and tummy bubble . . .

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    goboboyd  8 months ago

    Sniggle, snaggle, a tiny sprig of Wolf Bain, and a giggle… Jiggle the handle.

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago

    By the pricking in my tushy, sometimes this job is far from cushy.

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    katw  8 months ago

    You misspelled Wyrd…

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    KEA  8 months ago

    3 sisters: Cluthra, Amberine and Ivrine I presume?

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    cactusbob333  8 months ago

    I thought they were trying to abolish toilet humor on this site.

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    After going through the book of spells, they decided to break for lunch then throw vinegar and baking soda down the toilet! Voila!

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    ars731  8 months ago

    Got to pay the bills somehow, these reagents and spells arent free you know

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    They also sell and service their own brand, MacBethroom Toilets.

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    formathe  8 months ago

    I have never needed a pipe wrench on the toilet call.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  8 months ago

    Plumbing Witches Be…Gross!!!

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    crazeekatlady  8 months ago

    I had to replace the fill valve for my toilet on Saturday. I curse the male who invented the locations where everything is located. Underneath, in a tight spot where you can’t get a proper bucket under it. Then I condemn the plumber who installed the thing 6" from the side wall or tub. Come on dudes, you can’t be that clueless. If you are, then go to law school and run for public office.

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