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Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 15, 2019

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    ChucklinChuck  4 months ago

    Aim carefully!

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    Baarorso  4 months ago

    Well, you can ‘step in time" a little faster afterward to catch up with your mate, can’t you? ;-D

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    chris_weaver  4 months ago

    In his job, the flue catches you!

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    whahoppened  4 months ago

    While you’re at it, would you catch the fly that flew thru a flaw in the flue? Before he flees?

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    Z51 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Chimney Sweep calling in sick

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s a sooty job, but someone has to do it.

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    chmsam  4 months ago

    A sooty sot?

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    Alexikakos  4 months ago

     

    If he decides he’s going to really  inoculate himself he will have a “foggy” afternoon in London.

     

    From:

    “The Bartender’s Bible” by Gary Regan

    Published by: Harper Collins 1991

    Library of Congress Catalog Card Number 91-55104

     

    FOGGY AFTERNOON

     

    1 ounce vodka

    1/2 ounce apricot brandy

    1/2 ounce Cointreau or triple sec

    1 teaspoon crème de bananes

    1 teaspoon lemon juice

    1 maraschino cherry

     

    In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the vodka, brandy, Cointreau, crème de bananes, and lemon juice. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with the cherry.

     

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    Michael G  4 months ago

    It will just cut the dust!

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    micromos  4 months ago

    Andy in 20 years!

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    MichaelHelwig  4 months ago

    You drink that stuff and it’ll be your flew shot.

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    waltermgm  4 months ago

    Paging Mike Rowe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63×70aQW1ls

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