Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 12, 2016

OK, so you’ve closed one Mordor to us.Suit yours elves.That’ll Gimli a chance to walk…

We’ll just take our Baggins and be on our Merry way…it’s not that Faramir.

(Eeowyn I read that it’s horrible …but Gollum, I didn’t have much time.)

“One does not just FastPass into Mordor…”

Dan, how preciousss!

They could try D’Angelo’s.

They can take the El-rond the block.

Aragorn somewhere else

One does not simply walk into the metro.

What about Trollkins?

That’s such a naughty pun, Dan! Congratulations!