Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 10, 2017
Lupin: The People have abandoned the children! Puck: Lupin, the people were last seen all dressed up, acting excited for something called "Day Night"? And the Intruder is back. It's believed she's here to feed the children, but all of this food is plastic. It's decoy food. This pizza has googly eyes. Elvis: Lupin, it must be nice to leave the house whenever you feel like it. Some of us have responsibilities. Lupin: Are the People expected back? Elvis: From the "Day-night"? No, it's pretty apparent the People went crazy. Lupin: We meet again... Elvis: Is the play food really not bothering anyone else?! Intruder: Hello?...Hi, yeah, we're having a great time! "Mr. Pizza's Best Friend buffet" is a big hit! He loves them! Now will you relax already? Just enjoy yourselves! We're getting along great! Elvis: How do you keep getting in?!