Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 11, 2017
Lupin: Bacon has been spotted at the breakfast table! Puck: I have strategically placed myself near the bacon. Don't mind me- Woman: Pucky, down! Elvis: Lupin, Elvis here, live where I'm taking just one little piece no one will ever miss- Woman: Elvis! No! Elvis: It only exists in the past, and my tummy! Man: Puck, c'mon... Puck: Not sure who you mean...but he sounds handsome. Man: Puck keeps sneaking onto the table. Woman: Elvis stole a piece of bacon. Man: LUPIN!! Puck: No one can resist bacon's savory siren song.